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Morning folks, got offered a new job last week, but my bonus day is next week so not handing my notice in until then...
How much should I pretend to give a crap?
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Enjoy that last crap
Can’t beat pooing at work
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I used to be of that opinion until we moved office last year. We have two individual bathrooms side by side. So in theory, it’s lovely to just go in and have the whole room to yourself.
That is, until someone goes into the bathroom next door. The two toilets obviously share the same plumbing, so when someone dits down on the seat next door you can actually feel your own toilet move slightly.
Totally screws with you. Really off putting.
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A company I used to work for had two mixed seeeeeex cubicles, which was shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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My wife works for one of the biggest banks in the world. Somebody got sacked from her place, last week, for doing videos and uploading them to Twitter and Whatsapp groups, branches from all around the world began to join the feeds, as well as big companies around Belfast. The videos were of him relieving himself in disabled toilets.
Finally everybody got a notification that a live stream had began, so the president of the bank ran to the disabled toilet and got security to escort the weirdo out.
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Who the feck watches another bloke have a vvank?
Did some sort of internship for my postgrad degree in Seattle on the mid 00s for 8 months and then worked there for another 5 or so months.
A lot of birds would come in for a temporary attachment from all around the nearby law schools and being the "exotic" guy I am I would politely bang them on my desk while "working a late night". Hate to be crude or arrogant but it was just too easy.
I was there again around 2 years ago and you can't do that anymore as the place is now covered by CCTV except the bathrooms. Should have uploaded it all to a live stream.
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Atleti are going through a bit of an injury crisis at the minute!
Morata, Felix, Trippier all ruled out the first leg apparently.
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Costa is out as well.
Atletico are playing proper shiitt at the moment. Still expecting a really tough tie though.
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-liverpool-premier-league-17682598
Pretty desperate stuff over at the MEN.
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comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
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they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
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they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
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Brilliant.
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
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they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
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Nice one
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
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More than I expected tbh. Can't say that I really remember 6 assists from him.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
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More than I expected tbh. Can't say that I really remember 6 assists from him.
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Newcastle, Manes equalizer
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
Palace, mane's opener
SheffU, pass across the box for Mo to tap in.
City, Salah's header for 2-0
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Sensational stuff.
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
The only ones I remembered
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 15 minutes ago
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
The only ones I remembered
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I had to google the SheffU one and it felt like I was watching it for the first time!
The Palace one sticks out...but only after you mentioned it lol
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posted on 4/2/20
comment by Klopptimus Prime (U1282)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Take Mahomes, Country Roads (U3979)
posted 1 second ago
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posted less than a minute ago
comment by Coutinho's Merkin (U22212)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Take Mahomes, Country Roads (U3979)
posted 16 minutes ago
Morning folks, got offered a new job last week, but my bonus day is next week so not handing my notice in until then...
How much should I pretend to give a crap?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Enjoy that last crap
Can’t beat pooing at work
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I used to be of that opinion until we moved office last year. We have two individual bathrooms side by side. So in theory, it’s lovely to just go in and have the whole room to yourself.
That is, until someone goes into the bathroom next door. The two toilets obviously share the same plumbing, so when someone dits down on the seat next door you can actually feel your own toilet move slightly.
Totally screws with you. Really off putting.
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A company I used to work for had two mixed seeeeeex cubicles, which was shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife works for one of the biggest banks in the world. Somebody got sacked from her place, last week, for doing videos and uploading them to Twitter and Whatsapp groups, branches from all around the world began to join the feeds, as well as big companies around Belfast. The videos were of him relieving himself in disabled toilets.
Finally everybody got a notification that a live stream had began, so the president of the bank ran to the disabled toilet and got security to escort the weirdo out.
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Who the feck watches another bloke have a vvank?
posted on 4/2/20
Did some sort of internship for my postgrad degree in Seattle on the mid 00s for 8 months and then worked there for another 5 or so months.
A lot of birds would come in for a temporary attachment from all around the nearby law schools and being the "exotic" guy I am I would politely bang them on my desk while "working a late night". Hate to be crude or arrogant but it was just too easy.
I was there again around 2 years ago and you can't do that anymore as the place is now covered by CCTV except the bathrooms. Should have uploaded it all to a live stream.
posted on 4/2/20
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posted on 4/2/20
Atleti are going through a bit of an injury crisis at the minute!
Morata, Felix, Trippier all ruled out the first leg apparently.
posted on 4/2/20
FFS not Trippier
posted on 4/2/20
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Costa is out as well.
Atletico are playing proper shiitt at the moment. Still expecting a really tough tie though.
posted on 4/2/20
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posted on 4/2/20
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-liverpool-premier-league-17682598
Pretty desperate stuff over at the MEN.
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comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
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they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
posted on 4/2/20
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posted on 4/2/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
----------------------------------------------------------------------
they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
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Brilliant.
posted on 4/2/20
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
posted on 4/2/20
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
posted on 4/2/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 1 minute ago
"Man City have more players at the top of the Premier League assist table than fierce rivals Liverpool."
Fierce rivals my arris, our fierce rivals are United and Everton, theirs is Oldham and Stockport
----------------------------------------------------------------------
they have more players at the top of the assist table if you apply an arbitrary cut off point of 7 assists. But what does it look like with the cut off set at 6 assists?????
KDB - 15
TAA - 10
Firmino - 7
Mahrez - 7
Silva - 7
Mane - 6
Robertson - 6
Salah - 6
Well would you look at that, all of a sudden it's Liverpool who have more at the top of the table.
the desperation of them
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Nice one
posted on 4/2/20
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posted on 4/2/20
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
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More than I expected tbh. Can't say that I really remember 6 assists from him.
posted on 4/2/20
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 46 seconds ago
Robertson has 6?
In the PL?
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Yes.
Yes.
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More than I expected tbh. Can't say that I really remember 6 assists from him.
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Newcastle, Manes equalizer
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
Palace, mane's opener
SheffU, pass across the box for Mo to tap in.
posted on 4/2/20
City, Salah's header for 2-0
------
Sensational stuff.
posted on 4/2/20
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
The only ones I remembered
posted on 4/2/20
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} Super European Champions of the World (U2720)
posted 15 minutes ago
Chelsea, Bobby header to make it 2-0 in the first half
United, lallana's equalizer
City, Salah's header for 2-0
The only ones I remembered
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I had to google the SheffU one and it felt like I was watching it for the first time!
posted on 4/2/20
The Palace one sticks out...but only after you mentioned it lol
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