I thought Lingard's best game for us this season was against Boro'

But he created two very good chances in the WBA game, rolled two nice balls along the box that need Rashford to get on the end of. Sadly for him he was jogging outside the box.

Just read that Lingard is now gonna earn more than Paulo Dybala. The PL is a dream for the average footballer.

comment by Better Call Ander - Football taught by Matt Busby (U11781)
posted 3 minutes ago
Just read that Lingard is now gonna earn more than Paulo Dybala. The PL is a dream for the average footballer.
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But he created two very good chances in the WBA game, rolled two nice balls along the box that need Rashford to get on the end of. Sadly for him he was jogging outside the box.

.................

What you mean here is that he put two good balls across the face of the box. And I can certainly remember one of them.

But that one wasn't a chance because no one was anywhere near it.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 7 minutes ago
Best player!!!!
Yeah because he created......oh yeah feck all
He scored.......oh yeah feck all
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Yea, that';s the only way to tell who the best player is

If you thought he was sheite against west brom, you clearly only watch football via the medium of ceefax or the match thread, so no point chatting any further with you.
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No saw it thanks. He is an attacking midfielder yet nearly every time he flatters to deceive, his final ball is utter dross. The lad is 24 been at United for a number of yrs now and what exactly does he offer? He is average and yet he has now gained a 100k contract. I mean seriously what the hell is all that about. If you want to delude yourself in thinking that he is a good player then so be it.
The lad has been pretty much a regular feature in many of our games for the last 3 yrs. the last 3 yrs have been the worst attacking wise in a long long time. Yes Mkhi and martial haven't been great recently the latter most of the season however I know exactly who I would have all day long.
Like I say a 100k for an average squad player is a joke

Andy Tate won't be happy about this either, he went off on a rant about him after the Everton match.

https://twitter.com/_midknightgaz/status/849557348461015041

Are you Andy Tate, Python?

If you want to delude yourself in thinking that he is a good player then so be it.
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You have to resort to making stuff up to try and "win"?

I said he was our best player against WBA, nothing more.

comment by Better Call Ander - Football taught by Matt Busby (U11781)
posted 54 seconds ago
Andy Tate won't be happy about this either, he went off on a rant about him after the Everton match.

https://twitter.com/_midknightgaz/status/849557348461015041

Are you Andy Tate, Python?
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No. I have a Manc accent but nowhere near as good as he has. But he is right

Wtf does Jesse Lingard do? What does he do?

Oh sorry he has scored a few decent goals in his career two of which at Wembley. Let's give him 100k for that cos he has done feck all else

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 4 minutes ago
If you want to delude yourself in thinking that he is a good player then so be it.
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You have to resort to making stuff up to try and "win"?

I said he was our best player against WBA, nothing more.

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1. That is nothing to be proud of as it was pure Sheite

2. Considering we were dreadful going forward Jesse lingard was apart of that

3. Valencia played better

Who knew stretty had a twin?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lingard-agrees-new-100-000-a-week-united-deal-qmkrmnlp9

Times are now reporting the same story too.

Would love Andy Tate's accent too btw

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 3 minutes ago
Who knew stretty had a twin?
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What because 2 people can see how average he is

Not one other club in the top 6 would have him IMO

Not one other club in the top 6 would have him IMO
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Cool story, stretty 2

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 24 seconds ago
Not one other club in the top 6 would have him IMO
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Cool story, stretty 2
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Hahaha bless you. Getting upset because someone else doesn't rate young Jesse. Awwwwww

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 8 minutes ago
Who knew stretty had a twin?

..............

Mummy and Daddy Stretty?

A youth product Jose has destroyed

So much he signed a new contract

comment by Robb.Lannister (U21234)
posted 1 second ago
A youth product Jose has destroyed

So much he signed a new contract
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i could take being destroyed by VC and hafi simultaneously, one at each end, for a nice shiny £100k a week contract

comment by Robb.Lannister (U21234)
posted 21 seconds ago
A youth product Jose has destroyed

So much he signed a new contract
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????

What an earth are you talking about?

A youth product Jose has destroyed

..............

Has anyone actually said this? I very much doubt it.

Don't know about 100k a week but great news imo... well done Jesse!!

comment by Manc Python (U17527)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 24 seconds ago
Not one other club in the top 6 would have him IMO
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Cool story, stretty 2
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Hahaha bless you. Getting upset because someone else doesn't rate young Jesse. Awwwwww
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Stretty - the sequel... It seems you are the one getting upset that someone isn't crying their heart out about a squad player signing a contract.

comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Robb.Lannister (U21234)
posted 1 second ago
A youth product Jose has destroyed

So much he signed a new contract
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i could take being destroyed by VC and hafi simultaneously, one at each end, for a nice shiny £100k a week contract

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You added 4 zeros onto your normal price... The world's gone mad!

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 30 seconds ago
comment by Manc Python (U17527)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 24 seconds ago
Not one other club in the top 6 would have him IMO
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Cool story, stretty 2
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Hahaha bless you. Getting upset because someone else doesn't rate young Jesse. Awwwwww
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Stretty - the sequel... It seems you are the one getting upset that someone isn't crying their heart out about a squad player signing a contract.
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I'm wasn't complaining about your delusion of lingard. I was complaining about United pay 100k to an average footballer