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posted on 9/2/22

Shame on you.

posted on 9/2/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
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How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?

posted on 9/2/22

comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
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How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
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Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary

posted on 9/2/22

comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
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How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
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Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
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A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary

posted on 9/2/22

comment by Punters (U21588)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
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How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary
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Non-binary, as in just a zero.

posted on 9/2/22

comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Punters (U21588)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Non-binary, as in just a zero.
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Just cause they do not identify with gender does not mean they amount to just zero!

posted on 9/2/22

Dundee Utd
Dundee

posted on 9/2/22

<----------(second one for Barry)

posted on 9/2/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Punters (U21588)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Non-binary, as in just a zero.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just cause they do not identify with gender does not mean they amount to just zero!
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I meant Zoomer, not non-binaries

posted on 9/2/22

comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Punters (U21588)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Non-binary, as in just a zero.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just cause they do not identify with gender does not mean they amount to just zero!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I meant Zoomer, not non-binaries
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I am so confused

Anyway yeah, 'their' should be the default pronoun

posted on 9/2/22

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
<----------(second one for Barry)
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And another for the Wednesday winning yesterday which as a Tuesday

posted on 10/2/22

posted on 10/2/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Punters (U21588)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 43 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m ... (U6426)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know Zouma is non-binary? Or is 'their' just the default pronoun we ought to use now?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't know about non-binary, but he's certainly non-felinary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A real man doesn't abuse their pets. And Zouma showed that they hate p***y. So if you're neither a man nor a p***y you must be non-binary
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Non-binary, as in just a zero.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just cause they do not identify with gender does not mean they amount to just zero!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I meant Zoomer, not non-binaries
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I am so confused

Anyway yeah, 'their' should be the default pronoun
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My
Mind is too fast
For these times
There, Zouma’s cat
Might be dead, or Alive. It’s
In a box, shrouding her.

posted on 10/2/22

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

posted on 10/2/22

posted on 10/2/22

posted on 10/2/22

Reminds me of one of the worst jokes I've ever heard:

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

posted on 10/2/22

They recently found another pyramid in Egypt.

When archaeologists explored it they found the mummified remains of an ancient king - it was covered in chocolate and crushed hazelnuts.

That’s right… it was the tomb of the Pharaoh Rocher

posted on 10/2/22

<crap>

posted on 13/2/22

Kit what happened to the Sheffield Weds

posted on 13/2/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Kit what happened to the Sheffield Weds
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Owl just have a look

posted on 13/2/22

comment by Jalisco Red - Alpha Ralfa Boulevard (U4195)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Kit what happened to the Sheffield Weds
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Owl just have a look
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Does this look like a thread where that kind of humour is tolerated??

Hell yeah. Carry on

posted on 14/2/22

If pronouncing my B’s to sound like V’s makes me sound Russian then soviet.

posted on 14/2/22

I’m dedicating that one to Putin so he doesn’t nuke me

posted on 14/2/22

You Moscow hide now

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