comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 10 minutes ago
confucius he say Man who mix up v|agra with laxative. he sh|t in bed
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My Grandma Iris is 80% Irish

comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 5.0 (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
My Grandma Iris is 80% Irish
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LOL

Random fact that blew my mind (not a pun)

Did you know percentages are reversible?

e.g. 4% of 25 is the same as 25% of 4

When me and my girlfriend got together I lent her £100.

3 years later we broke up and she returned the £100 to me.

I lost interest in the relationship

I saw a maths professor with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

How did the picture end up in jail?It was framed!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?He’s all right now.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Why was the maths book sad?
It had a lot of problems.

I threw my Eskimo friend a housewarming party…

He’s now homeless

Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 21 seconds ago




Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?


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Their identity shall remain forever punknown

<Their identity shall remain forever punknown>

And in comes yet another.

TMQ good to see you

Pun

Have looked in many times but not in the zone to post.

I cite Age as my main mitigation.

Along with alcohol, weans' hooses, & other folk I have a DNA with

Early rise for me logging off good to see the thread prospering.

Brilliant stuff.

I shall unashamedly pass on many of these puns as my own.

TMQ

comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 5.0 (U22339)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I threw my Eskimo friend a housewarming party…

He’s now homeless
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It's snow joke.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 5.0 (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
My Grandma Iris is 80% Irish
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LOL
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Belter

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 9 hours ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 10 minutes ago
confucius he say Man who mix up v|agra with laxative. he sh|t in bed
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I bought liquid Vi@gra, so stupidly put it in my eyes to speed up the process.

Just made me look hard 😎

comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 5.0 (U22339)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
I threw my Eskimo friend a housewarming party…

He’s now homeless
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It's snow joke.
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He's now staying in an Ice Hotel.

I went to visit him, and got a very frosty reception.

comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 9 hours ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 10 minutes ago
confucius he say Man who mix up v|agra with laxative. he sh|t in bed
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I bought liquid Vi@gra, so stupidly put it in my eyes to speed up the process.

Just made me look hard 😎
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comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted about 5 hours ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho’s Mirkin 5.0 (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
My Grandma Iris is 80% Irish
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LOL
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Belter
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Ha, very good

What would Jimmy Savile be if Adobe had created him?

A PDF file.