comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 1 day, 18 hours ago
Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?
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Im 1/3
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted about 2 hours ago
What would Jimmy Savile be if Adobe had created him?
A PDF file.
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Good one
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 37 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 1 day, 18 hours ago
Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?
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Im 1/3
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That is short.
Blimey, blarmy.
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from a nightclub roof and died was not a bouncer
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
comment by Salam Reds (U22803)
posted about 19 hours ago
I love Hailee Steinfeld
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This is a place for puns and general banter
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 28 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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I bought a camouflage coat and cannot find it now.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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🤣
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 28 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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I bought a camouflage coat and cannot find it now.
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I fell down the stairs in my camouflage coat and everyone stepped on me as they could not see me.
. . . . .
That's what I thought when I read your pun
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posted on 23/2/22
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 1 day, 18 hours ago
Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?
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Im 1/3
posted on 23/2/22
Shut up Blarms!!
posted on 23/2/22
comment by it'sonlyagame - Newcastle till I’m dismembered (U6426)
posted about 2 hours ago
What would Jimmy Savile be if Adobe had created him?
A PDF file.
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Good one
posted on 23/2/22
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 37 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 1 day, 18 hours ago
Who the absolute Hell are the 3 losers who gave this thread 1?
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Im 1/3
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That is short.
Blimey, blarmy.
posted on 23/2/22
goddamit tbab
posted on 23/2/22
Blarms got owned by tbab
posted on 23/2/22
Go watch Arcane pun
posted on 23/2/22
ok
posted on 25/2/22
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from a nightclub roof and died was not a bouncer
posted on 25/2/22
posted on 25/2/22
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
posted on 25/2/22
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
posted on 25/2/22
Good work bestof
posted on 26/2/22
What is this?
posted on 26/2/22
I love Hailee Steinfeld
posted on 26/2/22
comment by Salam Reds (U22803)
posted about 19 hours ago
I love Hailee Steinfeld
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This is a place for puns and general banter
posted on 26/2/22
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
posted on 26/2/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 28 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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I bought a camouflage coat and cannot find it now.
posted on 26/2/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 29 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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🤣
posted on 26/2/22
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 28 minutes ago
I wrote a book. It's called "How to survive falling down the stairs".
It's a step-by-step guide.
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I bought a camouflage coat and cannot find it now.
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posted on 28/2/22
I fell down the stairs in my camouflage coat and everyone stepped on me as they could not see me.
. . . . .
posted on 28/2/22
ok
posted on 28/2/22
Is that it?
posted on 28/2/22
That's what I thought when I read your pun
posted on 28/2/22
I know, it was crap.
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