https://x.com/lfcshaunjudge/status/1805323084158718000?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
comment by Why the pallaver (apathe....ah what's the point) (U10168)
posted 33 minutes ago
Boring as ever
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Just switched it on and cant believe how boring it is ?
Feck this dire. Even the ref is slow as fook drawing his lines
See to be honest...the cvnts are through, they know they are through, and as it stands they will top the group anyway
They really don't have to give a monkeys in this game...getting out the group is the target, they've achieved it already
https://x.com/johnnyxscotland/status/1805664577549422776?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 24 minutes ago
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
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Slovenia qualified then with three points
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 4 minutes ago
Slovenia qualified then with three points
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With a population half the size of ours as well.
They are miles ahead of us too.
What a state football is in here.
comment by Staunch neutral (U23065)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 4 minutes ago
Slovenia qualified then with three points
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With a population half the size of ours as well.
They are miles ahead of us too.
What a state football is in here.
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Scottish football is dire has been getting worse and worse for decades.
I blame Rangers and Celtic
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted about an hour ago
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
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I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
Anyone been watching that BBC thing about the credit card fraud kid from Glasgow? Well good
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 hours, 6 minutes ago
https://x.com/lfcshaunjudge/status/1805323084158718000?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
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Haha, remember that sketch. Was it Andrew Preview they kept calling him?
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted about 9 hours ago
I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
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Yet they qualified before a ball was kicked last night. Just once I’d love us to be moaning about being in that position.
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted about 9 hours ago
I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
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Yet they qualified before a ball was kicked last night. Just once I’d love us to be moaning about being in that position.
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Another wee gripe - in UEFAs need to expand the tournament it is all very well playing the last group games at the same time but when the qualifiers come from 3rd place finishes the teams playing later know more about what they need to do to grab a 3rd place. Just another kick in the RS McColls for us not that it would have made a difference. Cvnts sitting round a seventy grand table in Geneva laughing at us. Again.
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
No football now until Celtic return
England if they get past Netherlands (assuming that's who they get) could again make the final.
I didn't see their game last night but sounds as unconvincing as their previous 2 games
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
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Pfft
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
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Pfft
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Said he loved 3 lions.
Might have been lines right enough?
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 18 minutes ago
It’s coming home
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Who you gonna support if it is England v Netherlands?
Unionist lovers v Orange bassas
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted about an hour ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 18 minutes ago
It’s coming home
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Who you gonna support if it is England v Netherlands?
Unionist lovers v Orange bassas
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Tough call
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posted on 25/6/24
https://x.com/lfcshaunjudge/status/1805323084158718000?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
posted on 25/6/24
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
posted on 25/6/24
comment by Why the pallaver (apathe....ah what's the point) (U10168)
posted 33 minutes ago
Boring as ever
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Just switched it on and cant believe how boring it is ?
posted on 25/6/24
Feck this dire. Even the ref is slow as fook drawing his lines
posted on 25/6/24
See to be honest...the cvnts are through, they know they are through, and as it stands they will top the group anyway
They really don't have to give a monkeys in this game...getting out the group is the target, they've achieved it already
posted on 25/6/24
https://x.com/johnnyxscotland/status/1805664577549422776?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
posted on 25/6/24
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 24 minutes ago
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
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posted on 25/6/24
OMG sumbudy had a shot
posted on 25/6/24
Slovenia qualified then with three points
posted on 25/6/24
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 4 minutes ago
Slovenia qualified then with three points
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With a population half the size of ours as well.
They are miles ahead of us too.
What a state football is in here.
posted on 25/6/24
comment by Staunch neutral (U23065)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 4 minutes ago
Slovenia qualified then with three points
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With a population half the size of ours as well.
They are miles ahead of us too.
What a state football is in here.
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Scottish football is dire has been getting worse and worse for decades.
I blame Rangers and Celtic
posted on 25/6/24
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted about an hour ago
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;
"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 25/6/24
I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
posted on 25/6/24
Anyone been watching that BBC thing about the credit card fraud kid from Glasgow? Well good
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 hours, 6 minutes ago
https://x.com/lfcshaunjudge/status/1805323084158718000?s=46&t=aPp6PYv3EpCIXaZLU4Kayw
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Haha, remember that sketch. Was it Andrew Preview they kept calling him?
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted about 9 hours ago
I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
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Yet they qualified before a ball was kicked last night. Just once I’d love us to be moaning about being in that position.
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted about 9 hours ago
I know Scotland were crap but England haven't been great.
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Yet they qualified before a ball was kicked last night. Just once I’d love us to be moaning about being in that position.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Another wee gripe - in UEFAs need to expand the tournament it is all very well playing the last group games at the same time but when the qualifiers come from 3rd place finishes the teams playing later know more about what they need to do to grab a 3rd place. Just another kick in the RS McColls for us not that it would have made a difference. Cvnts sitting round a seventy grand table in Geneva laughing at us. Again.
posted on 26/6/24
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
No football now until Celtic return
England if they get past Netherlands (assuming that's who they get) could again make the final.
I didn't see their game last night but sounds as unconvincing as their previous 2 games
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
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Pfft
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 23 minutes ago
The euros are over, why are we talking about it still?
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Lauders' team is still in it
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Pfft
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Said he loved 3 lions.
Might have been lines right enough?
posted on 26/6/24
It’s coming home
posted on 26/6/24
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 18 minutes ago
It’s coming home
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Who you gonna support if it is England v Netherlands?
Unionist lovers v Orange bassas
posted on 26/6/24
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 26/6/24
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted about an hour ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 18 minutes ago
It’s coming home
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Who you gonna support if it is England v Netherlands?
Unionist lovers v Orange bassas
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Tough call
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