More about me:

Born in Liverpool Road N1 so should be a gooner. Uncle was Arsenal season ticket holder in 1970-71 but my old man was witness to the double-winning Spurs team of 1960-61, and saw sense and took me and my brother, and a milk crate for us to stand on, to White Hart Lane and I've been Spurs all my life. My dearly-departed other half was a Junior Gunner in the 60s so we put in extra effort to be nice to each other on derby days!