Here's to Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
"Aurora Borealis!, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"
"I learn one thing and something else gets pushed out, remember when I went on that wine tasting course and forgot how to drive?"
And the greatest put down ever
Kirk " I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
Homer "I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
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"Byyyyyy Lucifer's beard!"
Ralph Wiggum - "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen”.
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail”
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try”
Not a quote but when Mr Burns tries to train Marge at wrestling, "The New Haven Nuisance"
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"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead"
"If you dislike polite left handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders"
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comment by M-E-X-I-C-A-N-R-A-V-E (U6687)
posted 8 minutes ago
And the greatest put down ever
Kirk " I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
Homer "I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
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comment by Infamous Ninja (U18090)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ralph Wiggum - "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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Ahh... yes... we could write a whole book from Ralph Wiggum's quotes
Top 5 Simpsons characters
1) Mr Burns
2) Homer
3) Moe
4) Sideshow Bob
5) Flanders
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
comment by Your Honour (U17603)
posted 8 seconds ago
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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Brilliant
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
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Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove round in a van solving mysteries"
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posted on 20/4/15
Here's to Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
posted on 20/4/15
"Aurora Borealis!, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"
posted on 20/4/15
"I learn one thing and something else gets pushed out, remember when I went on that wine tasting course and forgot how to drive?"
posted on 20/4/15
And the greatest put down ever
Kirk " I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
Homer "I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
"Byyyyyy Lucifer's beard!"
posted on 20/4/15
Ralph Wiggum - "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen”.
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail”
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try”
posted on 20/4/15
Not a quote but when Mr Burns tries to train Marge at wrestling, "The New Haven Nuisance"
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead"
posted on 20/4/15
"If you dislike polite left handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders"
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
comment by M-E-X-I-C-A-N-R-A-V-E (U6687)
posted 8 minutes ago
And the greatest put down ever
Kirk " I sleep in a racing car, do you?"
Homer "I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
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posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
comment by Infamous Ninja (U18090)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ralph Wiggum - "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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Ahh... yes... we could write a whole book from Ralph Wiggum's quotes
posted on 20/4/15
Top 5 Simpsons characters
1) Mr Burns
2) Homer
3) Moe
4) Sideshow Bob
5) Flanders
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
posted on 20/4/15
comment by Your Honour (U17603)
posted 8 seconds ago
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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Brilliant
posted on 20/4/15
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
posted on 20/4/15
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posted on 20/4/15
Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove round in a van solving mysteries"
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