The funniest ever is when principle skinner is tied up in a sack used for holding footballs, the school hamster is next to him
Skinner - quick, nibbles, chew through my ballsack
Hamster looks at the camera as if to say what the feck
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'Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
Most depressing thing is most of the quotes on this thread are nearly 20 years old now.
The clown college episode is genius for me, as was anything up to it.
“I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?”
Homer goes to see Lionel Hutz as he has a business card saying 'Works on contingiency. No money down'.
Hutz sees this and changes the grammar so that it reads:
'Works on contingiency? No, money down!'
Homer "to find Flanders I have to think like Flanders..."
Thinks... I'm a big foreeyed lamo and I wear the same stupid sweater every day..." THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
That and Nobody Likes Millhouse!!
And the classic, Hans Moleman presents, Man getting hit by football...
Why is life so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!!!
Don't remember it word for word but there is one where Kent Brockman goes on about smashing people's skulls open and feasting on the goo inside 😂
Also anything Moe says is usually gold.
Oh fudge, that's broken.
Fiddledee that will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN!!!
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Marge phones in to the nuclear plant to say Homer is not coming in.
She tells Homer they said if he doesn't come in today don't bother coming in on Monday .
Homer : "Woo-hoo. Long weekend!"
Or a more accurate transcript. .
Marge: While you were out “earning” that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend.
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posted 5 hours, 21 minutes ago
Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]
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Homer: Oh, why do we always have to have one good kid and one lousy kid? Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.
Homer: Look at this country: U-R-Gay!
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he meant to read it as Uruguay
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Some of the little songs in it are genius, my particular favourite being about Cletus, sang to hillbilly music.
'Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll,
'Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel'
'Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll,
'Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel'
Cletus as a speaker of the jury: We the jury, declare that to be america's funniest home video, back to you Bob Saget'
'Inflammable means flammable? What a country'. - Dr. Nick Riviera
Le grill?! What the hell is that?!
Billy Corrigan - Smashing Pumpkins
Homer Simpson - Smiling Politely.
Witness Protection programme.
When i step on your foot and say Hello Mr.Thompson you say hello.
"Steps on Foot", Homer turns to other guy and whispers "I think Hes talking to you!"
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posted on 20/4/15
The funniest ever is when principle skinner is tied up in a sack used for holding footballs, the school hamster is next to him
Skinner - quick, nibbles, chew through my ballsack
Hamster looks at the camera as if to say what the feck
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'Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
posted on 20/4/15
Most depressing thing is most of the quotes on this thread are nearly 20 years old now.
The clown college episode is genius for me, as was anything up to it.
posted on 20/4/15
“I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?”
posted on 20/4/15
Homer goes to see Lionel Hutz as he has a business card saying 'Works on contingiency. No money down'.
Hutz sees this and changes the grammar so that it reads:
'Works on contingiency? No, money down!'
posted on 21/4/15
Homer "to find Flanders I have to think like Flanders..."
Thinks... I'm a big foreeyed lamo and I wear the same stupid sweater every day..." THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
That and Nobody Likes Millhouse!!
And the classic, Hans Moleman presents, Man getting hit by football...
posted on 21/4/15
Why is life so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!!!
posted on 21/4/15
Don't remember it word for word but there is one where Kent Brockman goes on about smashing people's skulls open and feasting on the goo inside 😂
Also anything Moe says is usually gold.
posted on 21/4/15
Oh fudge, that's broken.
Fiddledee that will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear but I am going to KICK THIS DOG HOUSE DOWN!!!
posted on 21/4/15
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posted on 21/4/15
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posted on 21/4/15
Marge phones in to the nuclear plant to say Homer is not coming in.
She tells Homer they said if he doesn't come in today don't bother coming in on Monday .
Homer : "Woo-hoo. Long weekend!"
posted on 21/4/15
Or a more accurate transcript. .
Marge: While you were out “earning” that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend.
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Hakuna_Juan_Mata (U3577)
posted 5 hours, 21 minutes ago
Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Hakuna_Juan_Mata (U3577)
posted 5 hours, 36 minutes ago
Homer: Oh, why do we always have to have one good kid and one lousy kid? Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.
Homer: Look at this country: U-R-Gay!
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he meant to read it as Uruguay
posted on 21/4/15
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posted on 21/4/15
Some of the little songs in it are genius, my particular favourite being about Cletus, sang to hillbilly music.
'Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll,
'Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel'
'Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll,
'Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel'
posted on 21/4/15
Cletus as a speaker of the jury: We the jury, declare that to be america's funniest home video, back to you Bob Saget'
posted on 21/4/15
'Inflammable means flammable? What a country'. - Dr. Nick Riviera
posted on 21/4/15
Le grill?! What the hell is that?!
posted on 21/4/15
Billy Corrigan - Smashing Pumpkins
Homer Simpson - Smiling Politely.
Witness Protection programme.
When i step on your foot and say Hello Mr.Thompson you say hello.
"Steps on Foot", Homer turns to other guy and whispers "I think Hes talking to you!"
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