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Burns: Mattingly! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! GO HOME! YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM!! FOR GOOD!!!!!
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Brain Tonic - May cause some monstroism
Homer: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. "
Marger:oh Homer, you are just hearing what you want to hear.
Homer: thanks I'd love an omelette right now.
Homer: I will not sleep in the same bed as a women who thinks I'm lazy. I'm gonna get up, go downstairs, fold out the couch..... Oh forget it good night.
comment by Half a Big Bite - The Studge Don't Budge! (U7237)
posted 6 minutes ago
Marger:oh Homer, you are just hearing what you want to hear.
Homer: thanks I'd love an omelette right now.
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I am Homer!
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When Homer gets captured by the aliens he bends over and drops his kecks
"well I suppose you want to probe me now"
I feel a Simpsons marathon coming on, the nostaglia is real
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when Moe bars Homer....
Moe: That's it you're barred and I'm taking your favourite song out of the juke box.
Homer: Argh it's raining men.......
Moe: yeah not no more it aint
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Krusty (to FOX Network): How about you televise my Bas mitzvah. Please, you people are known for taking chances on ****!
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In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the womens!
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Trent Steele: [Homer has just introduced himself as "Max Power"] Hey, great name!
Homer Simpson: Thanks. I got it off a hair dryer.
I'll be amazed if it hasn't been mentioned already but the Bart The Daredevil episode was my favourite.
When Homer makes the jump, and gets airlifted out.
Clip below, but without the build up it's pretty cráp, so don't watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlDWsWXCen0
Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster.
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comment by John Tezza (U20384)
posted 1 minute ago
Burns: Mattingly! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! GO HOME! YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM!! FOR GOOD!!!!!
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Brain Tonic - May cause some monstroism
posted on 21/4/15
Homer: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. "
posted on 21/4/15
Marger:oh Homer, you are just hearing what you want to hear.
Homer: thanks I'd love an omelette right now.
posted on 21/4/15
Homer: I will not sleep in the same bed as a women who thinks I'm lazy. I'm gonna get up, go downstairs, fold out the couch..... Oh forget it good night.
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Half a Big Bite - The Studge Don't Budge! (U7237)
posted 6 minutes ago
Marger:oh Homer, you are just hearing what you want to hear.
Homer: thanks I'd love an omelette right now.
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I am Homer!
posted on 21/4/15
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When Homer gets captured by the aliens he bends over and drops his kecks
"well I suppose you want to probe me now"
posted on 21/4/15
I feel a Simpsons marathon coming on, the nostaglia is real
posted on 21/4/15
Nostalgia, even
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posted on 21/4/15
when Moe bars Homer....
Moe: That's it you're barred and I'm taking your favourite song out of the juke box.
Homer: Argh it's raining men.......
Moe: yeah not no more it aint
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Krusty (to FOX Network): How about you televise my Bas mitzvah. Please, you people are known for taking chances on ****!
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In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the womens!
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posted on 21/4/15
Trent Steele: [Homer has just introduced himself as "Max Power"] Hey, great name!
Homer Simpson: Thanks. I got it off a hair dryer.
posted on 21/4/15
I'll be amazed if it hasn't been mentioned already but the Bart The Daredevil episode was my favourite.
When Homer makes the jump, and gets airlifted out.
Clip below, but without the build up it's pretty cráp, so don't watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlDWsWXCen0
posted on 21/4/15
Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster.
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