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"The suspect is hatless, I repeat, Hatless!"

Lisa: “I’m going to become a vegetarian”
Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
Lisa: “Yes”
Homer: “Bacon?”
Lisa: “Yes Dad”
Homer: "Ham?”
Lisa: “Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
Homer: “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”

At the picnic with the pig, 'if I could say a few words...I'd be a better public speaker'

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Mr Burns: I think I'll donate one million dollars to charity, when pigs fly. *Pig Flies *
Smithers: Will you be donating that one million dollars now, sir?
Mr Burns: No, I'd rather not.

comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 6 minutes ago
(In the Post Office)

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Man at counter: "Ok, Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know!"
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This scene literally killed me the first time I watched it

comment by M-E-X-I-C-A-N-R-A-V-E (U6687)
posted 8 minutes ago
Top 5 Simpsons characters

1) Mr Burns
2) Homer
3) Moe
4) Sideshow Bob
5) Flanders
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I'd put Apu on this list too

You guys missed the best one.

'You killed the zombie Flanders! '

' he was a zombie?'

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try

comment by Robb Lannister - Summer is coming (U20351)
posted 39 seconds ago
You guys missed the best one.

'You killed the zombie Flanders! '

' he was a zombie?'
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In no way is that the best one, the Steamed Hams scene is the greatest 2 minutes of television ever, period

Its like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

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comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 52 seconds ago
(Homer doing a jigsaw puzzle)

Flanders " looks like your missing a piece there Homer".

Homer " looks like your missing a wife"
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😂

comment by Infamous Ninja (U18090)
posted 25 seconds ago
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
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Barney: "Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa: "Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting."
Barney: "Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

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I can't remember the exact line, but went something like...

Proff: ''Homer has go into another dimension, let me explain, so this is a Square....''

Chief Wiggum - '' Woah Woah Slow down....''

and I always loved the old man's delivery in the 'Who shot Mr Burns'.. ''Who shot who in the what now?!''

Mayor Quimby is caught with a mistress in a cheap motel during an election campaign , jumps out of bed and runs out of the room but not before yelling "vote Quimby !"

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Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]

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Homer: Oh, why do we always have to have one good kid and one lousy kid? Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

Homer: Look at this country: U-R-Gay!