Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish? -Kent Brockman
Mayor Quimbys nephew - 'Say chowder!!!'
French butler - 'Shoudair'
Episode where Kent Brockman wins the lottery.
Homer "Well hes got all the money in the world but theres still one thing he cant buy"
Marge: "Whats that?"
Homer: (pauses to think) " A Dinosaur"
A little while ago our receptionist put through a call to me, someone by the name of Simpson. I immediately saw the once in a lifetime chance and said 'Simpson, eh?' in a Montgomery Burns voice. I totally nailed it. There was silence on the phone. The receptionist hasn't ever watched The Simpsons. The moment was lost.
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posted 2 minutes ago
A little while ago our receptionist put through a call to me, someone by the name of Simpson. I immediately saw the once in a lifetime chance and said 'Simpson, eh?' in a Montgomery Burns voice. I totally nailed it. There was silence on the phone. The receptionist hasn't ever watched The Simpsons. The moment was lost.
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Scorpio - "Ever see a guy say good bye to a shoe?"
Homer - "oh no, my pudding's lost forever! So I can open my own pudding can I?"
Homer - "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Marge - "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"
Homer - "I think I'm blind"
Ralph - "Hi principal Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers".
Homer - "Uh oh, we didn't check if the coast is clear. Oh it's probably clear. Arrgghhhh (after seeing Marge)".
Rex Banner - "I know you're out there beer baron, and I'll find you".
Homer (from a distance) - "No you won't"
Rex Banner - "Yes I will"
Homer (from a distance) - "Won't!"
In the episode where Bart prank calls the Australian boy:
Marge - We have those in America. They're called bull frogs.
Australian squeaky-voiced Teen - That's weird! I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!
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Professor Frink, Professor Frink, "he likes to run and then he thinks and do the thing....... song tails off "That monkey is going to pay"
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When Homer hits a steel deer statue with his car...
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 49 seconds ago
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
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great scene!
'I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!'
!
comment by Fergies A Jolly Good Fellow (U17074)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 49 seconds ago
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
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great scene!
'I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!'
!
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Then falls just short bouncing off every rock.
Ambulance airlifts him to safety banging his head numerous times on the way up, before ambulance pulls away and crashes into a tree, doors open and the stretcher goes into the gorge again. Brilliant
Yabba Dabba doo!!!
Simpson, Homer Simson hes the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield, hes about to hit a chestnut tree.
"Car crashes and Homer goes through the windscreen."
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Prison guard: No listening, you hear me?
Homer: Uh, no?
Prison guard: You just don't learn do ya
Homer: (Ouch!)
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posted on 21/4/15
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish? -Kent Brockman
posted on 21/4/15
Mayor Quimbys nephew - 'Say chowder!!!'
French butler - 'Shoudair'
posted on 21/4/15
Episode where Kent Brockman wins the lottery.
Homer "Well hes got all the money in the world but theres still one thing he cant buy"
Marge: "Whats that?"
Homer: (pauses to think) " A Dinosaur"
posted on 21/4/15
A little while ago our receptionist put through a call to me, someone by the name of Simpson. I immediately saw the once in a lifetime chance and said 'Simpson, eh?' in a Montgomery Burns voice. I totally nailed it. There was silence on the phone. The receptionist hasn't ever watched The Simpsons. The moment was lost.
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
A little while ago our receptionist put through a call to me, someone by the name of Simpson. I immediately saw the once in a lifetime chance and said 'Simpson, eh?' in a Montgomery Burns voice. I totally nailed it. There was silence on the phone. The receptionist hasn't ever watched The Simpsons. The moment was lost.
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Get her/his P45 in the post.
posted on 21/4/15
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posted on 21/4/15
Scorpio - "Ever see a guy say good bye to a shoe?"
posted on 21/4/15
Homer - "oh no, my pudding's lost forever! So I can open my own pudding can I?"
Homer - "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Marge - "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"
Homer - "I think I'm blind"
Ralph - "Hi principal Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers".
Homer - "Uh oh, we didn't check if the coast is clear. Oh it's probably clear. Arrgghhhh (after seeing Marge)".
Rex Banner - "I know you're out there beer baron, and I'll find you".
Homer (from a distance) - "No you won't"
Rex Banner - "Yes I will"
Homer (from a distance) - "Won't!"
posted on 21/4/15
In the episode where Bart prank calls the Australian boy:
Marge - We have those in America. They're called bull frogs.
Australian squeaky-voiced Teen - That's weird! I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!
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Professor Frink, Professor Frink, "he likes to run and then he thinks and do the thing....... song tails off "That monkey is going to pay"
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posted on 21/4/15
When Homer hits a steel deer statue with his car...
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
posted on 21/4/15
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 49 seconds ago
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
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great scene!
'I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!'
!
posted on 21/4/15
comment by Fergies A Jolly Good Fellow (U17074)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 49 seconds ago
Not exactly a quote but the one where Homer jumps the Springfield Gorge is absolute comedy genius.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
great scene!
'I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!'
!
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Then falls just short bouncing off every rock.
Ambulance airlifts him to safety banging his head numerous times on the way up, before ambulance pulls away and crashes into a tree, doors open and the stretcher goes into the gorge again. Brilliant
posted on 21/4/15
Yabba Dabba doo!!!
Simpson, Homer Simson hes the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield, hes about to hit a chestnut tree.
"Car crashes and Homer goes through the windscreen."
posted on 21/4/15
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posted on 21/4/15
Prison guard: No listening, you hear me?
Homer: Uh, no?
Prison guard: You just don't learn do ya
Homer: (Ouch!)
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