I like Ralph Wiggam

“I found a moon rock in my nose!”
“I bent my wookie.”
“When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.”
“My cat's breath smells like cat food.”
“This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.”

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum:
"Just relax and it'll come, son."

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Willie - Lunch Lady Dorris, you got any grease around here?

Lunch Lady Dorris- Yes, yes we do.

Willie rips off his top

"Then grease me up woman!!!!"

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up!

Presidential candidate Bob Dole during a campaign speech :
"Let's move forward , not backward , upward , not forward"

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comment by comic book guy (U17816)
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Presidential candidate Bob Dole during a campaign speech :
"Let's move forward , not backward , upward , not forward"
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And twirling! Always twirling!

Mo Mo Mo, how do you like me? How do you like me?

Mo Mo Mo, why don't you like me? Nobody likes me!



And when they're doing the bachelor auction and Mo just walks on and straight through to the rejects bit

When Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Martin are travelling around in a car

Man in car next to theirs: "IF YOU KIDS DONT KEEP QUIET I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!"

Nelson leans out the window and slaps the Dad in the back of the head

"THATS IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG"

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Not sure of it exactly but

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony we know you stole that truck!

Fat Tony: What's a truck?

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Lost in the woods at night...

Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.

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Mr Burns: (releasing the flying monkeys) "Fly my pretties, Fly!!!"

Monkeys jump of window ledge and you hear them fall into a crumpled heap at the bottom.

Burns to Smithers "Continue the research"

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HOMER
Lisa you're smart, help me trick her into taking me back!

LISA
Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you. There's a reason two people come together and stay together - there's something they give each other that nobody else can give them. If you wanna get Mom back, you'll just have to remember what you give her that no one else can.

HOMER
I'll pay you forty dollars if you think of it for me.

LISA
No.

HOMER
Okay... thirty.

LISA
Good luck, Dad.

(Lisa leaves the tree house.)

HOMER
All right,, brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.

HOMER'S BRAIN
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.

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Burns: Mattingly! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! GO HOME! YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM!! FOR GOOD!!!!!