Thanks pal

Barry, are you a like a proper writer? Like, when you create characters, do you keep a note of their birthday and stuff like that?

Happy birthday Pun

Cheers fam

Trade sent my boy, Salah gone for the next 5 weeks now.

Gashford

ok not exactly a pun this time, but still a joke

My friend's been ill in bed all over Christmas , so I went round today and took some presents and a large bottle of whiskey ....Fingers crossed he won't notice they're gone.

All jokes are welcome

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

9 no longer exists because 7, 8, 9

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 11 minutes ago
9 no longer exists because 7, 8, 9
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Because you need 3 squared meals a day

I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83...
On the plus side my IQ test came back positive

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand
It's seven

Told my wife I made a car from spaghetti Obviously she didn't believe me but u should have saw her face when I drove pasta

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 minutes ago
Told my wife I made a car from spaghetti Obviously she didn't believe me but u should have saw her face when I drove pasta
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Bet you're feeling cannelloni right now

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 minutes ago
Told my wife I made a car from spaghetti Obviously she didn't believe me but u should have saw her face when I drove pasta
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Bet you're feeling cannelloni right now
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Wow Pun, your first good one

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 minutes ago
Told my wife I made a car from spaghetti Obviously she didn't believe me but u should have saw her face when I drove pasta
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Bet you're feeling cannelloni right now
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Wow Pun, your first good one
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I should ban you

Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today.
Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.

Myneckisaur.

Oscar Pistorious has got a spring in his step today

Theres no such thing as vampires.

Unless you Count Dracula.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 7 hours, 56 minutes ago
Theres no such thing as vampires.

Unless you Count Dracula.
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fangs for that

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.