was watching a Roy Chubby Brown clip earlier..
he said his wife came down and shouted at him. close them curtains the man across the street can see my naked body.he replied fk that. if he sees your naked body. he'll come and close the curtains,

That not a pun

4za

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

Round?

Round...

Get a round?

I’ll get a round

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 14 minutes ago
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

Round?

Round...

Get a round?

I’ll get a round
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What do you call a french man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillop

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 45 seconds ago
What do you call a french man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillop
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I dont get it

comment by Forzas Maximus Dickwaddus (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 45 seconds ago
What do you call a french man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillop
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I dont get it
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Something about a scary clown

Aaah<ok.>

Flip flop.. if you say it in a French accent

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 39 seconds ago
Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
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Lool

Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
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They know the drill

A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.....
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.

Mum's been to Iceland.

She got a lava cake.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 6 hours, 35 minutes ago
A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.....
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.
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comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 7 hours ago
Mum's been to Iceland.

She got a lava cake.
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I lava good lava pun.

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 11 hours, 50 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 6 hours, 35 minutes ago
A tall bloke stopped and asked me for directions today.....
He looked like a goalkeeper so I sent him the wrong way.
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What's better than eating a mandarin?

Eating Amanda out

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I often wonder what she's up to now......

I yelled "Cow!" at a woman on a bike. She gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.

hahahahaha

Would you rather have a baby goat or a madda?