Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
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Legit Satters, watch with the strong stuff, and hope you feel better soon and are back on your (I presume rather small) feet 😜
comment by bmcl1987 - the M stands for meltdown 🤓 (U14177)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
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Legit Satters, watch with the strong stuff, and hope you feel better soon and are back on your (I presume rather small) feet 😜
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Thank you SoQ - don’t worry just taking it once a day and it’s the 8mg one so it’s weak really.
As for you BMCL !!! Thanks also
Codeine a nice strong painkiller but watch the stodgy food or you won't shiiit for weeks
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
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Fell over his Israeli flag whilst attending the Pro Palestinian demo?
A joke, FFS.
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
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Some absolute cnt went right across a junction and flew into me driver side. So my right knee and elbow are pretty fked but nothing broken so all good really.
Would have been very bad in the 70s but modern cars are pretty good tbf
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
Sounds like ground force invasion happening tonight
Needless to say this is gonna be a fking sheetshow
the best one of the lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY-zI3b5JQ
Israel trying to bribe content creators to support them:
https://youtu.be/Vd9orGODd7M?si=qINer8Z4rJeruTcg
Sadly Middle East Eye, while having sole great freelancers on its platform, has an editor totally lacking any integrity
Just like when they said USA was providing nerve gas to flood the Hamas tunnels, I'm sceptical of this story
Israel has done this before — it's nothing new.
Minutes silence at the game
That'll fix it
#Breaking The UN General Assembly has approved a resolution calling for a “humanitarian truce” in Gaza leading to a halt in the Israel-Hamas war
Explain it in football terms lads
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted about a minute ago
Explain it in football terms lads
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Game is locked 0-0 in the cup final. Hamas player takes down Israel player in the penalty box in the 90th minute and breaks the players leg. Penalty awarded and Israel player puts the ball in the net and wins the cup final. VAR interferes and insists the penalty is retaken but only once the hamas players and fans take on some drinks and energy bars.
Labour's pinup girl
I want some change afterwards tbh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9eJfJtWMAAddLx?format=jpg&name=900x900
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 2 hours, 52 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
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Some absolute cnt went right across a junction and flew into me driver side. So my right knee and elbow are pretty fked but nothing broken so all good really.
Would have been very bad in the 70s but modern cars are pretty good tbf
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Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.
The UN General Assembly has adopted – by an overwhelming majority – a resolution calling for an immediate humanitarian truce in Gaza.
The resolution – put forward by Jordan on behalf of the Arab group – also condemns all acts of violence against Palestinian and Israeli civilians, including all "terror and indiscriminate attacks".
It calls for unhindered aid and protection of civilians.
---------------------------------------------------------
UK abstains.
So Boris finally finds his spiritual home and is joining the team at GB News. Hope he's got his own parking space for his white van. How the mighty fall. He's finally hit rock bottom.
comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 8 hours, 43 minutes ago
Sadly Middle East Eye, while having sole great freelancers on its platform, has an editor totally lacking any integrity
Just like when they said USA was providing nerve gas to flood the Hamas tunnels, I'm sceptical of this story
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You're slipping up CEG, because they only reported that some Palestinian groups were putting out that info and even cautioned that they couldn't independently verify the information in the leak.
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
Explain it in football terms lads
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Palestine players arrive at stadium and find Israel players already there and occupying both halves of the pitch. They complain to ref that Israel players have encroached on their side of the pitch. Ref comes out and looks around. He doesn't see a problem.
Game kicks off. Ref immediately sends off entire Palestine defence as only Israel have a right to defend themselves. Israel player takes a terrible shot at goal that ends up going out for a Palestine throw in near the corner flag. Ref awards a goal to Israel on the basis that if the goalposts in football had been located at the corner flag from the start, it would have been a goal.
Palestine keeper somehow keeps making mistakes and giving the ball to Israel players in dangerous positions, allowing them to do whatever they want and score. Whenever Israel want to score, Palestine keeper gets a signal from Israel manager and "mishits" the ball to Israel striker and then runs to hide behind the advertisement boards. Israel striker's shot is such a rocket it rips a hole through the net, something that hasn't been seen since the 90s as nets are much tougher these days.
Palestine players mistakenly steps on Israel players little toe. Israel player goes down wailing and holding his face. Ref stops the game and has the entire Palestinian team lined up firing squad style. Also has Palestinian players' friends and family taken from their homes and lined up too. Israel players allowed to go through the line up slide tackling everyone with leg breakers. Gaza hospitals full of patients with broken legs soon thereafter.
Israel sneak 4 extra players onto pitch but one of them is wearing Palestine colours. Israel keep making a fuss and playing victim about Palestine's extra player. Ref is pretending to be so occupied with extra Palestine player so that he doesn't notice that Israel have 3 extra players on the pitch.
In any case he's already received the brown envelope to not notice such. Linesmen notice but they pretend not to because it's Israel, nobody wants to mess with those guys as they are cool with FIFA and UEFA so could have you relegated to reffing in the Futsal 4th tier in Outer Mongolia in no time.
Israel are now camped and have been camped in their opponents half since the kickoff. Palestine are hemmed in with nowhere to go and for some reason the exits are closed and Israel have the keys. Everyone back defending, but it looks like a lost cause at this point. Looks like Israel gonna finish them off completely now.
Whole world is watching this game and at this point, most of them have grown tired of Palestine's cheating. Israel never cheats, how dare you? Even when Israel cheat it's only because the Palestinians made them do it. If only the Palestinians didn't make Israel cheat then Israel wouldn't cheat. Israel has a right to cheat itself.
A few fans realize that Israel is cheating, but Israel's kind of cheating is the kind that fans can stand, unlike the dirty Palestinians. Every Israel goal is met with wild celebrations as Israel are the good guys, everybody knows that, haven't you read the bible?
Fourth official holds up board to show time added on at the end of the game. It says, "Until Israel finish doing whatever they want to do this time around."
Join us for the return leg in a couple weeks.
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 3 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
Explain it in football terms lads
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Palestine players arrive at stadium and find Israel players already there and occupying both halves of the pitch. They complain to ref that Israel players have encroached on their side of the pitch. Ref comes out and looks around. He doesn't see a problem.
Game kicks off. Ref immediately sends off entire Palestine defence as only Israel have a right to defend themselves. Israel player takes a terrible shot at goal that ends up going out for a Palestine throw in near the corner flag. Ref awards a goal to Israel on the basis that if the goalposts in football had been located at the corner flag from the start, it would have been a goal.
Palestine keeper somehow keeps making mistakes and giving the ball to Israel players in dangerous positions, allowing them to do whatever they want and score. Whenever Israel want to score, Palestine keeper gets a signal from Israel manager and "mishits" the ball to Israel striker and then runs to hide behind the advertisement boards. Israel striker's shot is such a rocket it rips a hole through the net, something that hasn't been seen since the 90s as nets are much tougher these days.
Palestine players mistakenly steps on Israel players little toe. Israel player goes down wailing and holding his face. Ref stops the game and has the entire Palestinian team lined up firing squad style. Also has Palestinian players' friends and family taken from their homes and lined up too. Israel players allowed to go through the line up slide tackling everyone with leg breakers. Gaza hospitals full of patients with broken legs soon thereafter.
Israel sneak 4 extra players onto pitch but one of them is wearing Palestine colours. Israel keep making a fuss and playing victim about Palestine's extra player. Ref is pretending to be so occupied with extra Palestine player so that he doesn't notice that Israel have 3 extra players on the pitch.
In any case he's already received the brown envelope to not notice such. Linesmen notice but they pretend not to because it's Israel, nobody wants to mess with those guys as they are cool with FIFA and UEFA so could have you relegated to reffing in the Futsal 4th tier in Outer Mongolia in no time.
Israel are now camped and have been camped in their opponents half since the kickoff. Palestine are hemmed in with nowhere to go and for some reason the exits are closed and Israel have the keys. Everyone back defending, but it looks like a lost cause at this point. Looks like Israel gonna finish them off completely now.
Whole world is watching this game and at this point, most of them have grown tired of Palestine's cheating. Israel never cheats, how dare you? Even when Israel cheat it's only because the Palestinians made them do it. If only the Palestinians didn't make Israel cheat then Israel wouldn't cheat. Israel has a right to cheat itself.
A few fans realize that Israel is cheating, but Israel's kind of cheating is the kind that fans can stand, unlike the dirty Palestinians. Every Israel goal is met with wild celebrations as Israel are the good guys, everybody knows that, haven't you read the bible?
Fourth official holds up board to show time added on at the end of the game. It says, "Until Israel finish doing whatever they want to do this time around."
Join us for the return leg in a couple weeks.
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posted on 27/10/23
Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
posted on 27/10/23
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Legit Satters, watch with the strong stuff, and hope you feel better soon and are back on your (I presume rather small) feet 😜
posted on 27/10/23
comment by bmcl1987 - the M stands for meltdown 🤓 (U14177)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
Sat Nav, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope there's no long term damage. Careful with that codeine.
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Legit Satters, watch with the strong stuff, and hope you feel better soon and are back on your (I presume rather small) feet 😜
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Thank you SoQ - don’t worry just taking it once a day and it’s the 8mg one so it’s weak really.
As for you BMCL !!! Thanks also
posted on 27/10/23
What did you do Sat Nav?
posted on 27/10/23
Codeine a nice strong painkiller but watch the stodgy food or you won't shiiit for weeks
posted on 27/10/23
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
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Fell over his Israeli flag whilst attending the Pro Palestinian demo?
A joke, FFS.
posted on 27/10/23
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Some absolute cnt went right across a junction and flew into me driver side. So my right knee and elbow are pretty fked but nothing broken so all good really.
Would have been very bad in the 70s but modern cars are pretty good tbf
posted on 27/10/23
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 27/10/23
Sounds like ground force invasion happening tonight
posted on 27/10/23
Needless to say this is gonna be a fking sheetshow
posted on 27/10/23
the best one of the lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViY-zI3b5JQ
posted on 27/10/23
Israel trying to bribe content creators to support them:
https://youtu.be/Vd9orGODd7M?si=qINer8Z4rJeruTcg
posted on 27/10/23
Sadly Middle East Eye, while having sole great freelancers on its platform, has an editor totally lacking any integrity
Just like when they said USA was providing nerve gas to flood the Hamas tunnels, I'm sceptical of this story
posted on 27/10/23
Israel has done this before — it's nothing new.
posted on 27/10/23
Minutes silence at the game
That'll fix it
posted on 27/10/23
#Breaking The UN General Assembly has approved a resolution calling for a “humanitarian truce” in Gaza leading to a halt in the Israel-Hamas war
posted on 27/10/23
Explain it in football terms lads
posted on 27/10/23
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted about a minute ago
Explain it in football terms lads
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Game is locked 0-0 in the cup final. Hamas player takes down Israel player in the penalty box in the 90th minute and breaks the players leg. Penalty awarded and Israel player puts the ball in the net and wins the cup final. VAR interferes and insists the penalty is retaken but only once the hamas players and fans take on some drinks and energy bars.
posted on 27/10/23
Labour's pinup girl
I want some change afterwards tbh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9eJfJtWMAAddLx?format=jpg&name=900x900
posted on 27/10/23
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 2 hours, 52 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 2 minutes ago
What did you do Sat Nav?
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Some absolute cnt went right across a junction and flew into me driver side. So my right knee and elbow are pretty fked but nothing broken so all good really.
Would have been very bad in the 70s but modern cars are pretty good tbf
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.
posted on 27/10/23
The UN General Assembly has adopted – by an overwhelming majority – a resolution calling for an immediate humanitarian truce in Gaza.
The resolution – put forward by Jordan on behalf of the Arab group – also condemns all acts of violence against Palestinian and Israeli civilians, including all "terror and indiscriminate attacks".
It calls for unhindered aid and protection of civilians.
---------------------------------------------------------
UK abstains.
posted on 27/10/23
So Boris finally finds his spiritual home and is joining the team at GB News. Hope he's got his own parking space for his white van. How the mighty fall. He's finally hit rock bottom.
posted on 28/10/23
comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 8 hours, 43 minutes ago
Sadly Middle East Eye, while having sole great freelancers on its platform, has an editor totally lacking any integrity
Just like when they said USA was providing nerve gas to flood the Hamas tunnels, I'm sceptical of this story
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You're slipping up CEG, because they only reported that some Palestinian groups were putting out that info and even cautioned that they couldn't independently verify the information in the leak.
posted on 28/10/23
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
Explain it in football terms lads
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Palestine players arrive at stadium and find Israel players already there and occupying both halves of the pitch. They complain to ref that Israel players have encroached on their side of the pitch. Ref comes out and looks around. He doesn't see a problem.
Game kicks off. Ref immediately sends off entire Palestine defence as only Israel have a right to defend themselves. Israel player takes a terrible shot at goal that ends up going out for a Palestine throw in near the corner flag. Ref awards a goal to Israel on the basis that if the goalposts in football had been located at the corner flag from the start, it would have been a goal.
Palestine keeper somehow keeps making mistakes and giving the ball to Israel players in dangerous positions, allowing them to do whatever they want and score. Whenever Israel want to score, Palestine keeper gets a signal from Israel manager and "mishits" the ball to Israel striker and then runs to hide behind the advertisement boards. Israel striker's shot is such a rocket it rips a hole through the net, something that hasn't been seen since the 90s as nets are much tougher these days.
Palestine players mistakenly steps on Israel players little toe. Israel player goes down wailing and holding his face. Ref stops the game and has the entire Palestinian team lined up firing squad style. Also has Palestinian players' friends and family taken from their homes and lined up too. Israel players allowed to go through the line up slide tackling everyone with leg breakers. Gaza hospitals full of patients with broken legs soon thereafter.
Israel sneak 4 extra players onto pitch but one of them is wearing Palestine colours. Israel keep making a fuss and playing victim about Palestine's extra player. Ref is pretending to be so occupied with extra Palestine player so that he doesn't notice that Israel have 3 extra players on the pitch.
In any case he's already received the brown envelope to not notice such. Linesmen notice but they pretend not to because it's Israel, nobody wants to mess with those guys as they are cool with FIFA and UEFA so could have you relegated to reffing in the Futsal 4th tier in Outer Mongolia in no time.
Israel are now camped and have been camped in their opponents half since the kickoff. Palestine are hemmed in with nowhere to go and for some reason the exits are closed and Israel have the keys. Everyone back defending, but it looks like a lost cause at this point. Looks like Israel gonna finish them off completely now.
Whole world is watching this game and at this point, most of them have grown tired of Palestine's cheating. Israel never cheats, how dare you? Even when Israel cheat it's only because the Palestinians made them do it. If only the Palestinians didn't make Israel cheat then Israel wouldn't cheat. Israel has a right to cheat itself.
A few fans realize that Israel is cheating, but Israel's kind of cheating is the kind that fans can stand, unlike the dirty Palestinians. Every Israel goal is met with wild celebrations as Israel are the good guys, everybody knows that, haven't you read the bible?
Fourth official holds up board to show time added on at the end of the game. It says, "Until Israel finish doing whatever they want to do this time around."
Join us for the return leg in a couple weeks.
posted on 28/10/23
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 3 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
Explain it in football terms lads
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Palestine players arrive at stadium and find Israel players already there and occupying both halves of the pitch. They complain to ref that Israel players have encroached on their side of the pitch. Ref comes out and looks around. He doesn't see a problem.
Game kicks off. Ref immediately sends off entire Palestine defence as only Israel have a right to defend themselves. Israel player takes a terrible shot at goal that ends up going out for a Palestine throw in near the corner flag. Ref awards a goal to Israel on the basis that if the goalposts in football had been located at the corner flag from the start, it would have been a goal.
Palestine keeper somehow keeps making mistakes and giving the ball to Israel players in dangerous positions, allowing them to do whatever they want and score. Whenever Israel want to score, Palestine keeper gets a signal from Israel manager and "mishits" the ball to Israel striker and then runs to hide behind the advertisement boards. Israel striker's shot is such a rocket it rips a hole through the net, something that hasn't been seen since the 90s as nets are much tougher these days.
Palestine players mistakenly steps on Israel players little toe. Israel player goes down wailing and holding his face. Ref stops the game and has the entire Palestinian team lined up firing squad style. Also has Palestinian players' friends and family taken from their homes and lined up too. Israel players allowed to go through the line up slide tackling everyone with leg breakers. Gaza hospitals full of patients with broken legs soon thereafter.
Israel sneak 4 extra players onto pitch but one of them is wearing Palestine colours. Israel keep making a fuss and playing victim about Palestine's extra player. Ref is pretending to be so occupied with extra Palestine player so that he doesn't notice that Israel have 3 extra players on the pitch.
In any case he's already received the brown envelope to not notice such. Linesmen notice but they pretend not to because it's Israel, nobody wants to mess with those guys as they are cool with FIFA and UEFA so could have you relegated to reffing in the Futsal 4th tier in Outer Mongolia in no time.
Israel are now camped and have been camped in their opponents half since the kickoff. Palestine are hemmed in with nowhere to go and for some reason the exits are closed and Israel have the keys. Everyone back defending, but it looks like a lost cause at this point. Looks like Israel gonna finish them off completely now.
Whole world is watching this game and at this point, most of them have grown tired of Palestine's cheating. Israel never cheats, how dare you? Even when Israel cheat it's only because the Palestinians made them do it. If only the Palestinians didn't make Israel cheat then Israel wouldn't cheat. Israel has a right to cheat itself.
A few fans realize that Israel is cheating, but Israel's kind of cheating is the kind that fans can stand, unlike the dirty Palestinians. Every Israel goal is met with wild celebrations as Israel are the good guys, everybody knows that, haven't you read the bible?
Fourth official holds up board to show time added on at the end of the game. It says, "Until Israel finish doing whatever they want to do this time around."
Join us for the return leg in a couple weeks.
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LOL. Brilliant!
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