I like Saint Maxim. Good dribbling skills and can beat his opponent. He is doing well considering he is playing in an awful team and he has to start from a deeper position

Fack me grumpy old man thread here

Yes Willock

Willock

Newcastle implode...

Newcastle score...

Willock is doing us a great service

And another Jesse goal

Fack Jesse, we wanted them to drop points chance to go level with them now

I already said West Ham will drop points against the shte teams like Newcastle United and West Brom.

comment by Insert random username (U10647)
posted 5 minutes ago
Fack Jesse, we wanted them to drop pointschance to go level with them now
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FF chump

comment by Happy Pranks, the gyms are open. (U22336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Insert random username (U10647)
posted 5 minutes ago
Fack Jesse, we wanted them to drop pointschance to go level with them now
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FF chump
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Ooooh Jesse is your "Fantasy" footballer eh?

shame on those trying to win the ff league, im adding in players from our top 4 rivals to jinx them

comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
posted 2 minutes ago
shame on those trying to win the ff league, im adding in players from our top 4 rivals to jinx them
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Spot on and dropping Liverpool players in the process. Pranks will have a * when he wins the FF

comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted 25 minutes ago
I dont really get pets and ownership.

Cats - predators that kill animals and bring to you as a treat, insane.

Birds - hey let's take this flying thing, break its arms and put it in a cage so I can look at it, insane

Rabbits/Guinea pigs/Gerbils - hey let's take these highly sociable animals that like to burrow and put them in a cage alone where they can't burrow so I can look at it, insane.

Horses - oooh I love my horse so much that I'm going "break" it and harness it with a metal bolt in its mouth to control it and sit on it, insane.
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Cats are perfectly adapted to living around people. It's their natural habitat and are supposed to hunt mice, not be pampered, which is pathetic IMO. Most places now cats can no longer find enough food from the environment, so I think it's ok to feed them.

I complete agree about the rest especially birds, they are meant to fly and don't belong anywhere near a cage.

A 2013 study estimated free-ranging domestic cats kill between 1.3 and 4 billion birds – on top of between 6.2 and 22.3 billion mammals – every year in the United States alone.

comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted less than a minute ago
A 2013 study estimated free-ranging domestic cats kill between 1.3 and 4 billion birds – on top of between 6.2 and 22.3 billion mammals – every year in the United States alone.
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That’s a pretty wild estimate. It’s almost as if they u by at lucked the figures from thin air.

I hope they didn’t get paid for it.....

comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted less than a minute ago
A 2013 study estimated free-ranging domestic cats kill between 1.3 and 4 billion birds – on top of between 6.2 and 22.3 billion mammals – every year in the United States alone.
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That’s a pretty wild estimate. It’s almost as if they u by at lucked the figures from thin air.

I hope they didn’t get paid for it.....
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Feck knows how auto correct came up with that, it was supposed to say ‘they plucked the figures’

I just googled it. There's 60,000,000 cats in the US so it's not that crazy.

comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted about a minute ago
I just googled it. There's 60,000,000 cats in the US so it's not that crazy.
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I meant the difference either end of the estimate. Is it 6 billion or 22 billion? That’s two different sets of consequences they’ve come up with....

So every three days a cat kills something roughly (using the lowest figures).

My step mum that had a cat that was like a fvcking panther and it was killing something nearly every day really.

I'm not a fan of pets personally, find it pretty selfish tbh. People loooooooove them though so it is what it is.

comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted less than a minute ago
So every three days a cat kills something roughly (using the lowest figures).

My step mum that had a cat that was like a fvcking panther and it was killing something nearly every day really.

I'm not a fan of pets personally, find it pretty selfish tbh. People loooooooove them though so it is what it is.
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It’s a tough one. You’re not wrong with what you said earlier, but most wouldn’t exist if they weren’t pets. I’m only really talking about dogs here, but under normal circumstances they get to lead a very happy and well looked after life.

That's kind of my point though, they shouldn't exist. I mean I could take it further and go onto breeding practices as well.

Dogs are slightly different I feel and the relationship goes back forever. Pretty sure they found a frozen neanderthal next to his dog.

It's tricky, I mean animal husbandry is in human history throughout but normally as working animals. Not really needed now but people like companionship.

I just want to add anyone putting an animal in a cage is a cvnt imo. I know that's strong but I really mean it if that helps.

Imagine being a rabbit, and it's in your nature to burrow and be with loads of your mates and you're put in a cage alone juuuuuuuust above the ground that you can't burrow into. Isnt lettuce like LSD to them as well or something as well?

I just don't get it.

If I lived in some places like parts of Australia I'd definitely keep a cat because of their reputation to repel reptiles and critters.

That's a working cat though isnt it.

Jenny from Warrington doesnt have to repel reptiles and the like, she's just lonely.

comment by Robbing Cromwell - agent of the hierarchy. (U6374)
posted 22 minutes ago
A 2013 study estimated free-ranging domestic cats kill between 1.3 and 4 billion birds – on top of between 6.2 and 22.3 billion mammals – every year in the United States alone.
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But that's how it's been for ages IMO. Cats are adapted to that and have evolved to live around humans. It'd be like removing lions from the savannah because they kill such and such number of prey. You'd be interfering with a completely natural ecosystem. Ultimately, birds and mammals must be hunted to control their numbers, just like wildebeest and gazelle by lions and cheetahs, otherwise there'd be too many of them for their own good and they'd destroy their own habitat.

Look what man has done, being the superior organism and technically having no natural predators, only viruses and other micro organisms to worry about, and even those man could possibly overcome soon. There's too many of us as a result and we are destroying our habitat as a result.